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LIONSWhile at Victoria Falls, we took a short trip to Zambia for the Lion Encounter, in which you can walk with lions and pet lions and be licked by lions and apparently not take a lion home in your duffel bag. This is theoretically for some kind of conservation mission to help animals born in captivity get used to being in the wild, which I don’t quite understand unless they are training them to be safari drivers, but I don’t care because I got to PAT A LION. This is also the point at which I trained a lion to enjoy the taste of Steve, and in which my mother learned that while lions are very affectionate, they don’t like the taste of her favorite hand cream.
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